Sports professionals are parasites

2024 Author: Seth Attwood | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 15:55

Since finally, a wave of emotion has begun with the success of the Russian national team at the Olympics, and interviews and materials about professional athletes have been filled in by all, even non-sporting, publications, it is time to recall one simple, frightening truth:

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES - DARMOEDS.

These are people who do not produce any intellectual, cultural or physical product. Not even a service - a fucking hipster carrying fashionable sneakers from the USA in a bag on his hump, and then pushing them in Moscow at an exorbitant price, and that creates a service (in this case, delivery of scarce sneakers to your doorstep), while athletes do not nothing.

They are just practicing. Year after year. Month after month. Million after million (taxpayer money). Then they perform, and suddenly it turns out that these people, who cannot even resell sneakers, are heroes and the personification of our country. We should all be proud of them, because nothing arouses pride more than a genetic mutant parasite pumped over by chemistry, moving down the hill on a sled a second before the same genetic mutant parasite pumped over by chemistry from a neighboring country.

No, get it right, amateur sports are wonderful. Mainly because amateur sports involve, quite rightly, amateurs. People who, in addition to sledding, race have other things to do in life. I went for a sleigh ride, went on to build a nuclear reactor or compose an opera there, what are the questions. This is great, this is right, this kind of sport is needed.

But when a person IN GENERAL LIFE consists of skating race (to prove what? To whom? Why?) - then this person is crazy, he needs to be treated. Moreover, we all need to be treated, because this person is skating with our money. No, if you are a billionaire and the owner of a business empire, you can afford to run on skates, even walk on your hands, the right of an individual to spend his money as he likes is sacred - but they are competing there for our taxes!

And I also understand, for example, hockey is a huge self-supporting, even profitable show business. Type "House-2". Where the goal is not to build your love or there is a house, but to shoot as many high-rated episodes with scandals and intrigues as possible. In the same way, the hockey players' task is not to win, but to produce a beautiful show with beautiful wrestling, fights, and drama. Or figure skating, Yulia Lipnitskaya, is a great reason to look at the tight thighs of a 15-year-old schoolgirl and mumble something about "what technique, what performance, what ass" (even if the costumes of the skaters are as close as possible to the costumes of striptease burlesque stars).

I understand this: tough men beat each other's muzzles, young meat in a tight suit is spinning this way and that way, people are ready to watch it and pay for it even without any Olympics.

BUT COULD?

Do you know what a mogul is? And after all, there are competitions on it, there someone is even awarded medals. It has its own heroes, its own villains, its own schools, of course, its own state funding.

Or is it a "skeleton"? Who of us, Russians, is not proud of our great skeletonists, who with the last bit of strength pulled out the victory from … in general, they pulled out from someone. Or losers. What's the difference?

90% of Olympic sports are not of interest to the mass audience, this is not a show, but a fan club, a party of genetic freaks, paid for from the budget. "Nordic Combined" - can any of you say what it is? When do you first take away one ski from your opponent, and then the other? Or two of you right behind your skis, and you fight back from them?

No, let these skeletons and moguls do anything, we have a free country, but why do they do it with our money and show themselves to us as heroes? They say, you are sitting here, an engineer, you are drawing a new hydroelectric power station, but you would look at the real hero Akhmed Zalupaenko, who was faster than others who could otmogulitsya and skeletonize, which changed … absolutely nothing in the world. This is a man, wow, not like you, an unglamorous designer of aircraft turbines!

Yes, during the existence of the USSR, his confrontation with the United States in sports was essentially such a slightly reduced war, a make-believe war, a light version of the Third World War, which attracted the attention of the whole world because of additional superpower meanings. But those days are long gone, no one is seriously considering the war with the United States (and the Olympics as a peaceful form of this war), the colossal attention to the peaceful Third World War is gone, and countless hordes of skeleton and bobsledders (well done Jamaicans here - went to the Olympics at their own expense, collected via the Internet) and the Mogulists remained. And with completely arrogant mugs they teach us to live on TV.

So what I want to say is: 90% of professional athletes are parasites and recipients of poorly veiled social assistance. Only if the disabled and veterans receive help on account of their weakness and for their services to the country, then in the case of athletes we have healthy strong foreheads on which to plow, of all the merits who can only ride on sleds. Someone like the famous Dagestani "invalids" who receive false benefits for weakness (but even fake Dagestan disabled people do not climb on the TV to receive medals, but modestly sit in their auls, grumbling the money begged from the state. received fanfare - this is only possible in professional sports).

The remaining 10% of professional athletes pay for themselves and therefore are the heroes of the show, in their general meaningfulness as much as possible similar to the heroes of "House-2". Of course, there are people who take the characters of "House-2" seriously, but for most normal people these are MURZILS FROM TV, created solely to flashing young thighs into the camera. There is nothing criminal in this (everyone doesn’t kill or steal, although the young, strong, could - the same hockey team is a ready-made gang), but you need to understand that any kind Russian person engaged in productive work is ten times more a hero, than all the "professional athletes" put together. And the injustice of our world is that no one shows the work of the nuclear physics laboratory for hours on TV ("Lord, they are close to discovery, they are close to discovery, what kind of technique!"), But they show a lightly veiled striptease and funny fights of millionaires on ice (or even completely, forgive me, "skeleton"), suggesting that this be considered a standard and an object for imitation. Grow, they say, a Russian person, strive, and someday you too will be able to twirl your ass in sparkles on the camera with a broadcast all over the world!

It's disgusting.

And we want to say once again that our real heroes are soldiers, people of action and intellectuals, whose honor and glory are stealing by the constant imposition of genetic show freaks as models for admiration and imitation.

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