The most important invention of Steve Jobs
The most important invention of Steve Jobs

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It's almost summer now, and the media are full of information about when we will all finally see the newest and absolutely perfect iPhone 8, after which all iPhones that existed before the new item will become a loser's mark.

The estimated date of the birth of the new iPhone 8 has appeared. The world froze in anticipation. After all, soon the camera instead of the double horizontal will become double vertical, and the fingerprint sensor will disappear under the glass (possibly). And, yes, even the frames on the screen will disappear, were we really not born in order to finally see the iPhone without frames?

The touchscreen is an unparalleled discovery, it just got so much better. Jobs, thank you. Mobile as the main means of accessing the Internet - very good, Steve, really great, thank you again. Life-making apps and media library in one device - amazing, thank you again, genius from Cupertino.

Hundreds of millions of suckers around the planet who are ready to give a damn about everything around for the sake of a new iPhone - yes, Jobs, before you it was almost impossible to estimate the real number of rich and especially poor idiots on the planet. I don’t know if I’m grateful to you for this knowledge or not.

Specifications, and interfaces, and user experience, and so on - this, of course, everything is very cool, but only geeks care. And frankly, all these are just marketing gimmicks, so that geeks have something to talk about, and buyers have something to measure the length of the penis.

The main thing that Jobs invented and that no one had succeeded before him was that he was able to make an ordinary phone, and the iPhone in its essence does not differ from other phones in anything, a privileged status toy that every self-respecting person is obliged to possess.

It's simple now. You are not red or white, you are not a statesman or an oppositionist, you are not gay or a white cisgender male. You are either the one who has an iPhone or the one who does not. Either a man, or a sucker, a rogue and a seluk.

Moreover, the story turned out to be absolutely transcultural. They do not want to identify themselves with a sucker either in Africa, or in the Americas, or in Europe, or in Asia. Humanity has shown amazing solidarity for itself and is ready to shell out billions of dollars for non-Lokhov's gadgets.

And no one cares about the real cost of the iPhone (a little more than 15 thousand for the iPhone 7), no one cares that the Chinese and other Asians come out of the windows head down, going crazy at Apple factories in Asia. No one has a groan in their chest because this money could be spent with greater benefit for everyone and for the "happiest" owner of the new iPhone.

Well, of course, here it is, good, look at me all, I'm not a sucker!

You know what, my dear friend. If you limit yourself in everything in order to prove to at least someone that you are not a sucker, then you are the very first sucker. If you go to the bank for a loan on your iPhone, you are the ultimate sucker. If you feel inferior and inferior due to the fact that you cannot afford a new iPhone, you are the king of suckers.

The main thing that Steve Jobs invented was not the iPhone, iPod or iPad. He invented a reliable, long-lasting and excellent tool for monetizing a bundle of human weaknesses and complexes. It is not customary to talk about it, but it is so. And the fact that Apple is now the most expensive company in the world is simply the monetary equivalent of human stupidity, greed, vanity, pride, and more.

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