He was not a liar

2024 Author: Seth Attwood | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 15:55

- I could not lie from birth, I am the most HONEST!

I AM GARLIC!

- Yes Yes! -

All around nod.

Here LUK enters the conversation:

- I have never LUKavil!

Where is the justice, gentlemen?

(G. Ilyina)

The world has followed the path of untruth. Humanity does not even understand its past that being in the grip of illusions imposed on society by a small group of people who usurped not only power, but also the freedom of people, has come to terms with the state of affairs, has itself created an illusory world where laws are very far from reality. Perhaps there are only a few activities in the world that are directly related to the very capabilities of a person, but they are also within the framework of far-fetched laws, without which they cannot exist. All this greatly limits our path to perfection and knowledge of the world, and only very few manage to rise above ourselves in order to be surprised to see what a monstrous lie we live in.

I thought about this a lot, trying to grasp the moment when all this happened and understand the root cause. Of course, Absolute Evil exists, but man is also created in the image and likeness of Absolute Good, which means he is stronger and smarter than Evil, but why, then, loses to him. However, you shouldn't blame everything on mythical devils. They never dreamed of what meanness a person is capable of, when he voluntarily follows the path of crime.

He even creates religions for himself. I have had an interest in the Church of Scientologists and its founder. He does not hide at all that the goal of his church is to make a lot of money and, following the example of the Freemasons, to rise above the world. Another member of the world government.

However, not everything works out for Evil either. Otherwise, the world would have plunged into chaos, but this, for some reason, does not happen.

And here's what I think - Evil simply does not exist, it is immaterial, just as its laws are not material. If in Good the first word is GIVE, then in Evil, TAKE OFF. So it dodges in order to take away what was given from people initially, invents its own laws, which are different from the laws of Nature itself, but at the same time it teaches that it is the only true one.

But it is enough just to give up the material benefits imposed on humanity in order to understand that the world can be happy.

That is why people discovering the laws of nature and analyzing what is happening are of interest to all of us, and a non-standard view of things and rules leads to the discovery and knowledge of ourselves.

Man is given a lot from birth, but he is the only creature in the world who is not able to serve himself without parents, but this same creature is able to kill his own kind, including a child who requires help. There is no such thing in the wild. I don't kill for the sake of killing there.

But how to relate to a fairy tale? What it is? In my opinion, an instructive story that carries the wisdom of generations. True, we often confuse it with an anecdote, but there is some truth there too. There is also a literary fiction, when the author creates a person who did not exist before, who could have a prototype in life.

We'll talk about one of these, especially since his adventures are connected with Russia.

The title of Baron is not great, and occupies a place in the titled nobility, immediately behind the Viscount. These are not quite overlords, even most likely they are not overlords at all. For example, the Rothschilds simply bought this title, because they were thoroughly traded in the Middle Ages. If the viscount was the undoubted son of the count and heir, then the baron and his small variety of baronets might not have been children of aristocrats at all.

As for our baron, who will undoubtedly make the reader smile, he is a natural aristocrat and his family dates back to the 12th century. The Munchausen are an ancient aristocratic family from Saxony. It has been known since the end of the 12th century. Its family tree has approximately 1300 names. Nowadays, no less than fifteen castles have survived, which once belonged and now belong to these venerable aristocrats. In the XXI century, there are about 50 representatives of this noble family, to which at different times ministers, scientists and writers belonged. But it just so happened that only one person from the numerous cohort of outstanding personalities gained worldwide popularity. His full name is Karl Friedrich Jerome Baron von Munchausen. He lived in 1720-1797 and died at the age of 76, about 3 months before his next birthday. I will say right away that it was a respectable age for that time. The 18th century, although it was called enlightened, did not differ in longevity

The German writer Rudolf Erich Raspe (1736-1794) brought him fame and fame. In 1785 he published in London a book entitled "Tales of Baron Munchausen about his adventures in Russia". It was this fact that forced me to undertake an investigation: it seemed strange that a German writer, having the opportunity to publish in Germany, suddenly chose English and a country beyond the English Channel. Therefore, I turned to my comrades, retired detectives of the virtual operational investigative group, which I created on the Internet. I must say that summer softened my colleagues, and we did little work, rightly believing that grandchildren require attention.

But autumn came, the time for September's worries came and the old police dogs began to investigate, which, as always, turned out to be very interesting. Moreover, we found the criminal, but I will tell you about this in order. In general, I am happy to inform you that OSG, after the summer holidays, got down to business and the reader will now more often hear the creak of our senile joints on the Web. We hope that you have not forgotten us, and therefore, for the new season, we decided to start with something extraordinarily interesting, and most importantly unexpected.

Operatives from Scotland Yard, the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, German commissariats and … took part in this investigation. People's Militia Kim Il Sung.

What are you doing, the reader tensed? I promised a surprise, didn't I? You will have a squirrel, there will be a whistle, and a Korean-style dog, which is buried in the country of Morning Freshness.

The life of Rudolf Erich Raspe is shrouded in mystery. It became known to us that he ended up in England due to fraud. In 1775 - having solid experience and using authority, he undertakes a second trip to Westphalia, this time buying up rare things and coins for the Landgrave collections. Being a poor man, he sells part of the coins from the collection belonging to the Landgrave in order to improve his financial situation. A warrant was issued for his arrest, but Raspe manages to escape and make it to London. It is believed that the people who came to arrest him were so impressed by his gift of storytelling that they gave the professor the opportunity to hide. Perhaps so, but this is not the only merit of this author. This man was not only a swindler, that is, a formazon, but also the one who, while working in the library, stole manuscripts, and then resold them to private collections.

Strange, but upon first examining this writer, we saw that the baron was not his character. He takes it from a German magazine and simply organizes what was published by another person.

1785 - Raspe publishes the first "book" "Munchausen" (the first published stories appeared in the German "Guide for Merry People", 1781, 1783). Raspe's merit lies in processing the material from the Guide and transforming it into a whole work, united by a single storyteller and having a complete structure. In this book, the idea of punishing lies is put forward in the first place, and the book itself is structured as a typical English work, where all events are associated with the sea. The English version of Munchausen's adventures is focused on the inhabitants of the British Isles and contains a number of episodes that are interesting and most understandable to the British.

But this book did not bring money to Raspe. Remember the trade in manuscripts and coins? It was with them that he bought a mine in England, which, according to the writer's plan, was supposed to provide him with peace and condition. However? typhus, took him to the forefathers in 1794. We will also remember this year.

In 1786, a German translation of this book appeared with additions by Gottfried August Burger (1747-1794). The stories were amusing stories about the amazing adventures of a brave and resourceful baron. They immediately gained immense popularity. But it is not known for certain how the stories were written - in full accordance with the words of the hero, or the writers themselves thought up and supplemented the fascinating plots.

Well, maybe someone does not know what, but it will not be possible to hide from the detectives who have decided to start looking for the truth.

To begin with, please pay attention to the date of death of Burger August Gottfried. All the same 1794.

The son of a pastor. Received a law degree. In literary activity, he first imitated the rococo poets. Based on folklore traditions, he created a genre of serious ballad, new for German literature, introducing elements of the miraculous, mysterious, and irrational. In his ballads, the dead, ghosts, werewolves act.

An example of a new type of ballad was "Lenore" ("Lenora", 1773), known in numerous translations and imitations (Russian translation of the same name by V. A. Zhukovsky, two free imitations of Zhukovsky - "Lyudmila" and the famous "Svetlana", free translation by P. A. Katenina entitled "Olga", other translations), and a ballad close to her "Der wilde J; ger" ("The Wild Hunter", 1786) and others.

For now, let's leave these people and return to our baron..

Jerome was born in 1720 and lost his father 4 years later. In 1733 he became a page for Duke Ferdinand Albrecht II, and in 1737 he left for Russia to his son Anton Ulrich as a page. Having matured, he became a cornet of the Braunschweig regiment, stationed near Riga. It happened in December 1738, that is, the cornet turned 18 years old. And everything would be fine, only the page knew a lot of things about which it is better not to know

Soon there is a change of monarchs in Russia. Anna Ioannovna dies, having transferred the reign to Biron shortly before her death. The throne is inherited by 2-month-old Ivan Antonovich. He is the son of Anna Leopoldovna and Anton Ulrich. It will be killed by the Orlov brothers, who organized the Shlisselburg absurdity of Lieutenant Mirovich. In the history of Russia, Emperor John Antonovich is known as the Posthumous, that is, crowned after death by Emperor Paul.

Less than a month passes, and Biron finds himself in the cell of the Shlisselburg Fortress. Anna Leopoldovna takes all power into her own hands. At the same time, Anton Ulrich is promoted to generalissimo, as the father of the juvenile emperor.

Those who have read my other works know that Peter and Catherine the Second uncle and niece are from the Anhalt family. The real Peter was replaced during the Grand Embassy to Europe and ended his life in the Bastille under the name of the Iron Mask. False Peter destroyed the entire Romanov family, who themselves destroyed the Ruriks during the Time of Troubles. The Romanovs ended on John the Posthumous, and to be more specific, on Anna Leopoldovna. The executions of the time of Anna Ioannovna are an attempt to deal with those who brought the impostor to the Russian throne. The last attempt of the Romanovs to survive. Anna Ioannovna knew perfectly well who ruled Russia and therefore did not honor the memory of Peter.

A patron who has reached a high position does not forget his former page. At the beginning of 1741, Munchausen was promoted to lieutenant and appointed commander of the 1st company, a regiment stationed in Riga, intended for various ceremonial events.

At the end of 1741, on the night of November 24-25, a palace coup took place. The daughter of False Peter I, Elizaveta Petrovna, seizes the throne with the help of a grenadier company. The so-called Braunschweig surname - the juvenile emperor, his 2-month-old sister, Anna Leopoldovna and Anton Ulrich, are arrested and sent into exile for many years.

As for Baron Munchausen, he successfully escaped disgrace, since he served not in the retinue of the patron, but in the army. He retained the rank of lieutenant and monetary allowance. In 1744, our hero joins the knot with Jacobina von Dunten, the daughter of a judge. In his personal life, everything returned to normal, but his further military career stalled in place. Only in 1750, the baron was awarded the next military rank of captain. After that, he applied for a year's leave to settle property matters for inheritance after the death of his mother. The brothers divided the property, and the newly made captain got a house in Bodenwerder. The issues of inheritance were resolved for a very long time. Therefore, the baron was forced to extend his vacation 2 times. Only in 1752 all legal formalities were settled. But by this time our hero had lost all desire to return to military service in Russia. He settled comfortably with his wife in Bodenwerder, and lived on interest from the part of the capital that went to him. There was, in principle, enough money, but for the impeccable 10-year service of the Russian Empire, the captain could also receive a pension. Therefore, he submitted a resignation report to the Military Collegium and awarded him the rank of lieutenant colonel, since only starting from this rank, military people could count on life-long pay. However, the answer came from the College that such petitions must be submitted on the spot, and not being far away. But for some reason the baron never went to Russia, but remained at home. As a result, he was expelled from the army in 1754 as he left the service without permission. Naturally, they did not give any pension and did not raise their rank.

Further, the life of the baron went wrong. There was not enough money, my wife began to cheat. With a penchant for literature, he began publishing in A Guide for Merry People. It is he who is the author of stories about himself, but these stories cannot be seen. Everyone has heard of them, but not a single documentary evidence has been found. There are only works by two writers, one of whom is a well-established scammer.

However, we found something in People's Korea. And our colleague from the police of this country helped us in this. The point is that his ancestor was familiar with Munchausen. He also has a handwritten text of the baron himself.

Now get ready to hear the incredible. Jerome is not a liar! And the baron wrote about the events in the Russian royal family. Unfortunately, the Korean has only 2 pages, from some great work. There is such a story that it takes time to tell it. Therefore, I will postpone it until another hour. But German colleagues identified by examination that the sheets belong to Baron Munchausen. Even a computer translation gave the result - the baron could not go to Russia, he told too much of what he knew from Anton Ulrich from the Braunschweig family, from Father John the Posthumous.

Things took a different turn. We understood the captain and the reasons for not returning to Russia. Everything is connected with the truth about the juvenile king and the people who usurped the throne of the great empire. For such a block and rack are provided.

But who wrote funny stories about the Baron himself? After all, these guidebooks have survived! Is it really Munchausen himself?

Therefore, we inquired about his financial situation. It turned out that after the first publications, he did not need anything. Someone paid him very well for the silence. We found this too. The French king turned out to be such a sponsor, who gave him funds for a comfortable life. But according to our version, it was in the Bastille that Peter the Great was kept.

However, the stories had time to disperse and the layman of that time read them with pleasure. Moreover, Catherine II came to power in Russia and began a war with Yemelyan Pugachev. This name is invented. The one we know by him as the Russian-Horde tsar who sat on the throne in Tobolsk. He was simply slandered by the Romanovs-Anhalts, following the example of Grishka Otrepiev. In fact, this is a war of 2 states. Catherine did not rule over all of Russia, but only over its western part. Only after defeating Pugachev did she gain access to Siberia.

And in 1764 in Shlisselburg Mirovich tries to steal John the Posthumous and put him on the throne. Emperor John the Sixth is killed. Approximately 2 years after the accession of Kato, who was brought to the throne by the French, soiled by the history of Peter.

It was at this time that our baron began to speak, publishing his works.

His publications of 1781 and 1783 are now known. Here they are supposedly systematized by Rapé.

But there is complete silence about the publications of 1761. It is very rare where it is possible to find mention of them.

Well, guess what, who silenced the baron? That's right, the Russian Empress Catherine II, a princess from the House of Anhalts and her accomplice, the King of France. And in order to avoid misinterpretations, for the sake of an early loss of memory about those publications, two people from the writing fraternity were hired, who spread rumors about a pathological lie. I think the baron himself, who received a solid jackpot, retold these stories in taverns and society, satisfied with fame and money. After all, this man never took part in any war and did not even hear the guns, because he served in a regiment for ceremonies, much like the Kremlin regiment nowadays.

This is how the guards parades were exchanged for hard currency and eternal silence.

But the authors, who were sent from St. Petersburg, without making enough money on this, decided to follow the path of the baron and in 1793 tried to publish the history of the Braungshwey dynasty and John the Sixth the Posthumous. They did not live long after that and died in a difference of only 3 months in 1794 under strange circumstances. The fact that someone managed to pay them is understandable, otherwise with what money they would have started to acquire real estate. It seems that these were some of the enemies of the Anhalt-Zerbst. In my opinion - the Hohenzollers. However, this is a completely different story about Lenin's prophecy, which is directly related to Russia.

All the kings on the throne of the Ruriks who ruled after the Time of Troubles until the revolution did not die by their own death. They were hounded, killed in other perverted ways. Among them, only one was found - Alexander the First, who, according to people, under the name of an elder went to Siberia to atone for the sins of his kind. We will soon deal with this subject, due to the presence of interesting archives in the gendarme department of Russia, which fell into our hands.

In the meantime, finishing the miniature about Karl Friedrich Jerome Baron von Munchausen, we want to say that he was not a liar. Serving Russia, he sold the only thing he had was his sword. And when the opportunity came to sell his knowledge, he did not hesitate to do it. Let's not judge him. Be that as it may, the tragic events in the life of Russia did not concern him. He is German and our affairs are on his side. But the regicides Orlovs, Potemkin, Pasek and others still require an assessment of their service to Russia. Indeed, it was in their time that the final enslavement of the peasants and numerous wars took place. One can endlessly judge the glory of Russian weapons, but Russia was only happy when there was peace on her land. All wars after the Great Troubles are the result of the fall of the Slavic empire - Great Tartary, the division of the inheritance, which does not stop to this day.

I will finish the miniature with the words of Mikhail Starikov, who wrote many interesting things about this man. I think they will tell the reader a lot, but I will correct him. THE BARON WAS NOT A LIE.

“The great liar of all times and peoples was buried in the family crypt at the church in the village of Kemnade, not far from Bodenwerder. This man has not been forgotten these days. He is remembered and loved. The house where our hero lived is a museum. There are many monuments on the streets of the city. Every year there is a holiday dedicated to the Baron. It always ends with a cannonball flight. A man, dressed in an 18th century suit, sits on a cannonball, tied to a helicopter, and rises into the air. It is impossible to make such a flight without an auxiliary technical means, although the great inventor somehow succeeded in his time."