Slavs, do not go to the bathhouse with the priest

2024 Author: Seth Attwood | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 15:55

"… every year on December 31, my friends and I go to the bathhouse …"

According to canon law, the Russian Orthodox Church, and the customs of the Russ before the adoption of Christianity, if an Orthodox goes to a bathhouse, then he must see if there is a Jew nearby. After all, according to the canonical rules, an Orthodox cannot wash in a bath with a Jew. Note, readers, not with the face of the Jewish faith, but with a Jew, even if he accepted Christianity.

Such information is not a gag of the author, but it is an explanation of the Russian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate, confirming the correctness of what the author said of this miniature. An employee of the Department for External Church Relations of the Moscow Patriarchate, Priest Vsevolod Chaplin, admits that “the Church is experiencing great difficulties due to the fact that our canon law today cannot always be applied literally. Otherwise, everyone must be excommunicated from the Church. Including for washing in a bath with a Jew"

Such a statement led the author to a certain stupor. To me, a great lover of the Russian bath, who knows the proverb about that. that everyone is equal in the bathhouse, such injustice to the Jews seemed strange, not because I feel special love for this people, but only because I am interested in the historical secrets of mankind. I decided to investigate this question and what I found out led me to utter amazement. I was unexpectedly convinced once again that the Torah is not an ancient scripture and is much younger than the Gospel, but Jews and Jews are different people. Now both names mean one people, but in the Middle Ages everything was different.

Starting to write a miniature on this topic, I hasten to inform the reader that I am not an anti-Semite and I believe that there are good and bad people in any nation. And so I ask you not to consider my work as an attempt to humiliate people who were born in a different clan-tribe. The author least of all tries to look like a nationalist.

And I'll start my story with a trip to the bathhouse!

About the wondrous divine, which he observed in the Slavic land, was also mentioned by Andrew the First-Called:

"I saw wooden baths, and they will heat them strongly, and they will undress and be naked, and drench themselves with leather kvass, and raise young rods on themselves … and, a little alive, they will pour chill water over them, and this is the only way they will come to life." Andrei also mentions that he himself experienced the bath procedure of the Slavs and he liked it.

Stop, stop! But what about the canon ?! After all, Andrew was precisely a Jew, according to the Torah. How could the Slavs take a steam bath with Rabichich (as the Slavs called the Khazars then)?

In previous miniatures, I argued that Judaism is not an ancient religion and it was born as a sect of Christianity in the 13th century in the Khazar Kaganate, and what is said in the Torah is simply a falsified history of the ancient Slavs, taken from their sacred books Paliy and Kormchaya.

In my opinion, Andrew the First-Called is a native of Byzantium or Second Rome, where biblical events took place on the shores of the Bosphorus-Jordan. Modern Istanbul is Yorosalem, and the decoration city Jerusalem, built in the 19th century from the Arab village of El-Kuts, in modern Israel, has nothing to do with Biblical events. But Andrew was a Jew! The point is that before the events of 1153-1182. (and this is the real life of Christ, and not 2000 years ago), all the inhabitants of Constantinople were Jews, that is, they believed in one God. Before the rise of Christianity, there was always monotheism and dualism - the struggle between the light and the dark god. All these myths about the idolatry of the Slavs and other peoples do not have the slightest foundation, the God of the Slavs Svarog is the Old God of human history. Therefore, Andrei was not a Jew. Khazar too. In my opinion, he is from the Varangian guard, which was brought to Byzantium by the historical prototype of Christ, the Byzantine emperor Andronicus Comnenus.

However, let's go further.

In Orthodox Russia, the bathhouse has been revered since ancient times. This is the only building that is not consecrated to this day, so there remains a certain "corner" dedicated to the pagan god and his epic assistants - modern angels. It is not for nothing that girls come here to guess, removing crosses and gold jewelry, but they leave bracelets made of wood or ropes.

Most people know that in Russia they steamed "in black", "white", but the fact that there was such a method as "fit" is not known to many. How was it done and what does it mean?

The fact is that the ovens in Russian houses were of impressive size. After cooking, after the oven had cooled down a little, all the ash was removed from it, the inside was lined with dry straw or grass and climbed inside, to steam - "we will get in." Water splashed on the hot walls and received steam. By the way, in the steppes of Little Russia, the bath is still called lazne. The absence of a forest made it impossible to steam in a separate room, and Little Russians climbed into hot ovens for this purpose. Remember the fairy tale about Solokha flying through the pipe? This is just an echo of the bath procedure. The Russian stove in the Ukrainian hut is as natural as in the Russian hut, which cannot be said about the small houses and small houses of Western Ukraine that did not know it. There is a completely different principle of the structure of the building itself and its heating, as well as cooking. Russian cuisine is distinguished by the simmering of dishes in the oven, while European cuisine is cooked on the stove. The burly Solokha, with her lush, not passable through narrow holes, does not fit into the euro-stove, with all her desire!

backwards. The Russian stove is huge and gave a person many opportunities, from cooking to warm beds.

Well, with Russia it is more or less clear, but shouldn't we take a look at Europe during the time of Andrew the First-Called, that is, in the 12-13th century AD?

Different eras are associated with different smells. Medieval Europe, quite deservedly smells of sewage and the stench of rotting bodies.

The cities were not at all like the costumed productions of Dumas' novels of modern fiction.

The Swiss Patrick Süskind, known for his pedantic reproduction of the details of the life of the era he describes, is horrified by the stench of European cities of the late Middle Ages: “The streets smelled of shit, backyards smelled of urine, stairwells smelled of rotting wood and rat droppings, kitchens - of tainted coal and lamb fat; the unventilated rooms stank of musty dust, the bedrooms - of greasy sheets, damp box-spring mattresses and the acrid, sweet smell of chamber pots.

The fireplaces smelled of sulfur, the tanneries smelled of caustic alkali, and the slaughterhouses smelled of clotted blood.

People smelled of sweat and unwashed clothes, their mouths smelled of rotten teeth, their stomachs smelled of onion soup, and their bodies, if they were not already young enough, of old cheese, and sour milk, and cancer.

Rivers stank, squares stank, churches stank, bridges and palaces stank. The peasant smelled like a priest, a disciple of an artisan - like the wife of a master, all the nobility smelled like a wild animal, and the queen, like an old goat, both summer and winter. " not a single type of human activity, not a constructive, not destructive, not a single expression of a nascent or decaying life, which would not be constantly accompanied by a stench"

Europe, at that time, was more concerned about spiritual purity than bodily. And every Catholic who bathed frequently was under suspicion. There is evidence that Isabella of Castile washed only twice in her life - when she was baptized and when she got married. And that is only because church rituals demanded it. Her "record" was broken by the sun king Louis the Fourteenth, he deigned to wash as many as four times, and after each time he was sick. The monarch was so horrified by the washing that he swore never to accept water procedures.

Russian ambassadors at the court of Louis XIV (Sun King) wrote that their majesty "stinks like a wild beast."

The Duke of Norfolk refused to wash, ostensibly for religious reasons. His body was covered with abscesses. Then the servants waited until his lordship got drunk dead drunk, and barely washed it.

“The chamberpots continued to be poured into the windows, as it always was - the streets were cesspools. The bathroom was a rare luxury. Fleas, lice and bedbugs swarmed in both London and Paris, both in the homes of the rich and in the homes of the poor.

(F. Braudel. The structures of everyday life. Vol. 1. - M., 1986. - S. 317 - 332.)

The inhabitants of the houses threw out all the contents of the buckets and pelvis right on the street, on the mountain to a gaping passer-by. Wide-brimmed hats and saddle caps with ties at the throat, not a tribute to fashion, but an urgent need for the spree of medieval European townspeople.

Stagnant slops formed stinking puddles, and restless city pigs and other domestic animals, of which there were a great many, complemented the picture of a medieval city in Europe.

The ancient name of the capital of France Lutetia is translated from Latin as "mud". Much later it was called “the city of the Parisians” (Civitas Parisiorum). There is a letter from Yaroslavna, the daughter of Yaroslav the Wise, who he married to the king of France, where she is horrified by the barbarism of the local court and the lack of hygiene there, reproaching her father for marrying her in such a remote place. By the way, Yaroslavna brought her husband a gift of the Book, which is mistakenly called the Bible. All French monarchs were crowned on it. So this is not the Bible. The Bible then did not exist in the form in which we know it today. This is Holy Scripture, consisting of many books of the New Testament, not included in the canonical Bible. The latter, reigned until the 20th century, and at the time of Elizabeth Petrovna, was considered a harmful book.

In the Netherlands, considered the most advanced power in the technical sense, and where the Russian Tsar Peter came to study, “in 1660 people still sat down at the table without washing their hands, no matter what they were just doing. Public baths were practically unknown. Back in 1735, there was only one such establishment in Amsterdam. Sailors and fishermen smelled of fish through and through and spread an unbearable stench.

In the courtesy manual, published at the end of the 18th (!) Century (Manuel de civilite. 1782.), it is formally forbidden to use water for washing, "for this makes the face more sensitive to cold in winter and to heat in summer."

Already in the 17th century, Europeans invented underwear, which served as a kind of layer between a dirty body and a luxurious outer outfit - washing outfits cost a lot of money.

I no longer want to describe the mores of Europe at that time. As you can see, the pigs did not live in Russia, which has always called Europe Livonia, and not only the lands of the Livonian Order. This word meant "where the stench is", about which the historians of Europe are now diligently hiding. There is an interesting letter from the monks of the Suzdal monastery, talking about some Jews living in western Europe. It says in it that these Jews are completely sick with leprosy and all sorts of diseases, among which syphilis is mentioned. It also indicates that these Jews are not one people, but the self-name of many peoples living in Europe and they have their name from the name of the so-called land. That is, the Jews are the self-name of the Europeans, and not of the people who adopted the faith of Judaism and, under the blows of Russia, fled to the west from the territory of modern Ukraine and the Black Sea region.

Dear Jews! I understand that I cannot convince you with one miniature. But I want to note that all the troubles of your people are not in the original Judaism, which has nothing to do with modern Judaism, but in that. that you Ivana do not remember kinship. Isn't it time to start studying history and stop believing the wise men of Zion who perverted your ancient faith that came out of Christianity?You are not Jews! You will become them when, as a result of the defeat of your Khazaria by Russia, you rush to seek happiness in Europe, having made the very Exodus. You guys are Jews-Khazars! All the barbaric customs that you people of exile will successfully learn and even surpass, bringing your culture to Europe and assimilating with the local population will hang on you. It is you who will give the name to Europe, which will be happily accepted by the local leaders instead of the dissonant Livonia. Do you know what Europe means? The place where the priests left was the name of your priests at the time of the birth of Judaism in the Khazar Kaganate. Remember, Abra!

Movich, Kaganovich, Rabinovich, Siperovich are Slavic nicknames of the Khazars, derived from Abram, Kagan, Rabbi, Siper.

The Rusichi called you Abramichi (abram-man), Kaganichi (kagan-prince), Rabichichi (Rabbi-rabbi), Siperachichi (siper-servant).

Doubt? Then read the list of Khagans of Khazaria. These are all the characters in your Torah:

Obadiya early. IX century

Ezekiel Manasseh I Chanukah Isaac Zebulun

Moses (Manasseh II)

Nissi

Aaron I

Manachem

Benjamin approx. 913/4

Aaron II

Joseph 50s - 60s X century

KHAZARIA (Khazar Kaganate), a Jewish state that existed in the steppes of the southeastern part of European Russia in the 7th-10th centuries, uniting the Turkic nomadic tribes under its rule and trying to enslave Russia. During the heyday of the Khazar Kaganate, its territory stretched from the Black to the Caspian Sea. The Khazars did not belong to the Jewish tribe, but were the people of the Turkic-Mongolian branch. Until about the 7th century, they did not stand out much among other Turkic-Mongolian peoples. Significant changes took place after the upper class of Khazaria converted to Judaism from Byzantium. The “Jewish Encyclopedia” writes about how the Khazar Kagan “, together with their nobles and most of the pagan people until then, converted to the Jewish faith, probably around 679 AD”. According to other sources, approx. 740 Khazars adopted changed Judaism, and about 800 - rabbinical. It is not true! Judaism appeared in the 12th - 13th centuries, with the flight of the overthrown emperors of Byzantium Angelo to Khazaria!

to Satan.

Moreover, at first, the ruling class of the Khazar Kaganate kept its conversion to Judaism a secret, hiding it even from its own people.

The adoption of Judaism changed the nature of power in the kaganate. The kagan was now elected from among the representatives of the same noble Jewish family. The election was led by another Jew - Tsar Bek. The latter actually belonged to the real power.

Bek could not only appoint a kagan, but also eliminate him at any time. Beck also disposed of the troops, resolved issues of war and peace, public finances.

Despite the fact that the entire top of the kaganate was Jewish, it became not a state religion, but a secret faith of the ruling circles and the trading and usurious class.

The secret faith of the ruling class of the Khazar Kaganate persisted until the beginning of the 13th century, when a general uprising against the Jews broke out in the country, suppressed with terrible cruelty.

After the suppression of the uprising, the ruling class no longer concealed its conversion to Judaism, although the overwhelming majority of ordinary Khazars refused to change their faith and continued to remain pagans, Christians, and Muslims. Judaism became an openly elite religion of the ruling class, subjects of other religions were considered slaves of the king, and simple Khazars were given the “right” to protect Jewish merchants.

Under the leadership of the Jewish religion, the Khazar Kaganate turned into a military-robber and trade-parasitic state, engaged in the collection of predatory tributes, intermediary trade, and collection of duties from merchants (more reminiscent of modern racketeering). Trade in Khazaria was exclusively in the hands of the Jews, whose main source of income was the trade in slaves from the Slavic lands.

According to the testimony of Ibrahim Ibn Yakub, the Jews exported from the Slavic countries not only wax, furs and horses, but mainly Slavic prisoners of war for sale into slavery, as well as young men, girls and children for debauchery and harems. Trade in castrated Slavic youths and children was practiced. For castration, Jews equipped special institutions in Kaffa (Feodosia)..

For some time, the Khazar Jews subjugated the tribes of the Eastern Slavs, forcing them to pay tribute. In Russian folklore, for example in epics, the memory of Kozarin and Zhidovin, of the struggle against the “king of the Jews and the power of the Jews” has been preserved.

However, the Judeo-Khazar yoke in Russia was short-lived. Princes Askold and Dir freed the Polyans from the Khazar tribute. Then Oleg Oleg achieved the same for the Radimichi. But the most crushing blow to the Khazar Kaganate was dealt by Prince. Svyatoslav. As the ancient Arab sources report, “there was almost nothing left of the Bulgars, Burtases and Khazars, since the Rus attacked them and captured all their regions”. Russian soldiers destroyed the Jewish capital of Itil, destroyed all the centers of the predatory parasitic state along the Volga. The fall of the Jewish Khazaria became an important starting point in the creation of a powerful Russian state, the future spiritual center of Christian civilization. The final defeat of the Kaganate took place in the 13th century, in response to the murder of Christ-Andronicus, Russia destroyed the very name of this state.

The common people of the former Khazaria, who did not belong to Judaism, came under the patronage of Russia, while the Jewish elite and the trading and usurious class, bound by the faith of the “chosen tribe,” left these lands and, according to a number of Jewish historians, moved to the western lands of Russia, which was Livonia, conquered by that time by Russia.

The priests who fled to Livonia (that is, the elite of Khazaria) with the help of bank interest will seize power in Europe, named after them. It is already during the Great Troubles and the Reformation, in connection with the introduction of new languages in Livonia, created on the basis of the non-existent and invented language of Latin, Europe will be changed into its present name. The modern peoples of Europe are the descendants of the assimilated Khazars, who created Catholicism as a variant of reconciliation of Christianity with Judaism.

Now remember the customs of Europe described above, especially in hygiene. That is, precisely, the echoes of this and forbade the Rusich to wash in a bath with a Jew (priest), that is, a European in fear of catching pestilence from him. And this ban did not apply to the Khazar who remained on the territory of Russia. In the Russian bath, everyone is equal! And Rusich and Rabichich!

If you have to meet a person with a surname ending in "-ji", for example, Khavaldzhi, Kuadzhi, etc., then you should know that this is a descendant of the ancient Khazars who converted to Judaism and remained in Russia. These "-ji" are the keepers of the gene pool of the great people, who gave history and the world Judaism. And the Jews are European peoples who have adopted it in a perverted form of Catholicism and its derivative religions.

Finishing the miniature, I would like to tell you about what is diligently hushed up in "enlightened" Europe. The priests brought into it not only Judaism, but also cannibalism, which was widespread in the kaganate among the ruling elite.

The European experience shows that there are no unshakable ethical norms. What was considered pathology yesterday is becoming the norm today. And vice versa, and so several times in a circle. Take one of the most important taboos of our civilization - cannibalism. It is unequivocally condemned by all strata of society - religious, political, legislative, social, etc. But it was not always so. More precisely, in Russia it has always been so, but not in Europe.

Even a few centuries ago - when universities were already open and the greatest humanists lived - cannibalism was commonplace. Human flesh was considered one of the best medicines. Everything went into business - from the top of the head to the toes. For example, the English king Charles II regularly drank a tincture of human skulls. For some reason, skulls from Ireland were considered especially healing, and they were brought to the king from there. In places of public execution, epileptics were always crowded. It was believed that the blood spattered during decapitation cured them of this disease. Many diseases were then treated with blood. Thus, Pope Innocent VIII regularly drank blood expressed from three boys. From the dead until the end of the 18th century, it was allowed to take fat - it was rubbed in for various skin diseases, but the consumption of the flesh of mummies was especially large. Whole corporations operated in this market in the late Middle Ages. One "medieval product" has survived to this day, which still continues to be valued almost by the weight of evil!

ota is a mumiyo.

Mumiyo is a thick black composition, which the Egyptians from the beginning of the 3rd millennium BC. e. embalmed the bodies of the dead. Since the demand for this remedy was very high, the hardened mass in later times began to be cleaned from the skulls and remnants of bones, scraped out of the body cavities and processed. This mumiyo trade began the monstrous robbery of Egyptian tombs. However, the game was worth the candle - according to a report from the physician Abd-el-Latif, dating from about 1200, a mumiyo obtained from three human skulls was sold for 50 dirhams (a dirham is a silver coin weighing 1.5 grams). Demand has caused a huge revival of trade in this "An extremely medicinal drug".

It is worth noting that the technology of making a mummy has been known to the Egyptians for a long time and is no different from a natural, mountain mummy, except that everything was made there by the forces of nature from the corpses of dead animals or humans. To make it, you need biological mass, which will give this potion. By the way, a modern artificial mummy is made in this way, from the corpses of dead animals. It is difficult for me to judge its healing properties, but I myself have taken it more than once and I will say that it heals fractures much faster. I also found him when I was in Afghanistan, in an undeclared war in 1979-1989. I remember a lot of legends about his origin and the words of the mountain Tajik Faizulo, the guide of my reconnaissance and sabotage group. He honestly told me that he knows how to make a mummy himself and even promised to show the stone wells in the Wakhan gorge, where it is produced. Unfortunately, I did not see this. Faizulo turned out to be a traitor and led us to the dushmans. In that battle, I was shell-shocked and it was not for me!

about the mummy.

Europe also produced it, however, invented the legend of its exclusively mountainous origin. This is now called advertising. By the way, production is not complicated. I will not describe all of its details. I will just put some recipes from the Middle Ages, to heighten the reader's perception of that time.

“The flesh should be kept in wine alcohol for several days, then hung in the shade and dried in the breeze. After that, you will need wine alcohol again to restore the red hue of the flesh. Since the appearance of a corpse inevitably causes nausea, it would be good to soak this mummy in olive oil for a month. The oil absorbs the mummy's trace elements, and it can also be used as a medicine, especially as an antidote for snake bites.”Another recipe was suggested by the famous pharmacist Nicolae Lefebvre in his“Complete Book of Chemistry,”published in London in 1664. First of all, he wrote, you need to cut off the muscles from the body of a healthy and young man, soak them in alcohol, and then hang them in a cool dry place. If the air is very humid or it is raining, then "these muscles should be hung in a pipe and every day they should be dried over a low fire from juniper, with needles and cones, to the state of corned beef, which sailors take on long voyages."

And here is an even more compelling example in the history of cannibalism, in 1564. French physician Guy de la Fontaine from Navarre in a warehouse of one of the merchants in Alexandria discovered piles of bodies of several hundred slaves, which were intended to be processed into mumiyos.

In Europe, by the end of the 17th century, cemeteries had to be guarded by armed detachments. Only in the middle of the 18th century in Europe, one state after another began to adopt laws, either significantly restricting the eating of the flesh of corpses, or completely forbidding it to do so. Finally, mass cannibalism on the continent ceased only by the end of the first third of the 19th century, although in some distant corners of Europe it was practiced until the end of this century - in Ireland and Sicily it was not forbidden to eat a deceased child before his baptism.

Wow! While I was writing all this, the feeling of disgust did not leave me! By God, reader, I just do not understand how these Europeans dare to talk about their exclusivity. Here's how you want, but with their descendants I will not go to the bathhouse. Moreover, their orientation in the vast world of love between a man and a woman is reduced to that part of the human body through which the modern Euro-Jewish civilization was born. And I consider myself a BABNIK and honestly, despite the fact that I am over fifty, I turn around after every pleasant lady.

Taking this opportunity and the theme of the bath, I will gather the impudence and ask a question to my readers, which torments me so much, my entire adult life. Tell me, dear ladies, why, when a naked man enters the women's bathhouse, there are screams of indignation, and when a naked woman enters the men's department, there are shouts of joy?

Waiting for your answers!

That's all for this.

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