Children's textbooks that can take the brain out

2024 Author: Seth Attwood | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 15:55

Having opened modern school textbooks, you can laugh out loud blunders. But if you think about the number of such "blunders", then there is a sad picture of the deliberate "lowering" of the worldview of our children by parasites to the level of animals …

The proposed excerpts from modern school textbooks, of course, cause laughter. Reaching, at times, to Homeric laughter. But having laughed off, you notice that all this is rather sad. From that direction of meanings in textbooks, even if we remove the obvious hack. What can be taught to children by the texts about the "furry" that scare the girl? And what are these images squeezed into the minds of our children? Why is the arithmetic puzzle asking what the tenants of the house will die from? Why are American date standards being implemented?

Many questions. And that scum, which concocts textbooks on Sorosati's grants, sooner or later will have to answer. For such Satanism. To the fullest extent.

The current textbooks seek to develop many abilities in schoolchildren, from the ability to think outside the box to levitation and telekinesis. At the height of the school year, Bright Side collected tasks for you from children's textbooks that make the hair on the head of both children and their parents stand on end.

Either skis do not go …

What is really there, just a citizen of the world.

Literature textbook, what are you doing, stop!

Write "Zhi-shi" as you like.

We, humanitarians, do not understand.

That awkward moment when Tolstoy was born after his death.

To hell with them, with flashlights. Where did Seryozha go?

From the author of the words "rings" and "contract".

Alternative American calendar.

Without steep elephants, the description of the relief would be incomplete.

Time collapse in a history textbook.

Okay, Gogl, where can I buy a textbook without typos?

The engine is clearly unhappy with something.

You can immediately: "Sanya, brother, what, how?"

It is necessary to accustom one to high poetry from childhood.

Schrödinger's chocolate eggs: a surprise, as it were, but not.

An easy way to make your classmates happy.

Normal life situation.

If you want - compose, if you do not want - as you want.

The psyche of not every child can withstand this.

Found the laziest physics textbook author.

A little bit of decay from the compilers of the biology workbook.

Oh, those free French customs.

Well, what do you think it looks like babokach ?

Not only funny, but also very kind.

Didn't you guess? A common feature is the absence of a common feature.

That's where the creativity is.

How many bush scared the author of the textbook?

How boring you are.

It seems we are opening up new perspectives.

The problem comes from the dashing nineties.

One of them needs to go back to the moment when something went wrong.

I feel like I'm going to have nightmares today.

And before, mindless people were not allowed to write textbooks.

And crazy too.

This is how childhood ends.

Don't even ask why the child chose the pig.

Because she's not kosher.

"Only Vasya's parents don't count anything anymore."

For young fans of fantasy and juvenile justice.

Draw a person, you can't go wrong!

The sad fate of the cockroach Mitrofan.

Crime and computer science are more fun together.

It's good that we survived. It's bad that out of mind.

… And the crackle of an exploding brain.

I wonder if the British know their folk song?

Of course, every day I communicate with Fus and Karkuzabra.

The Colombian farmer clearly did not collect coffee beans.

What is this cute squirrel eating there?

The experience with eye contact with water is very strange. On the other hand, it's good that it's not bricked.

This is how the fragile child's psyche breaks down.

Really scary.

Do you know how to determine age by the number of pieces of cake?

The authors of this textbook prepare children for the fact that there are no answers to some questions.

And some don't need to be answered at all.

This textbook teaches you how to survive in an information vacuum.

This one is to find difficulties even where there are none.

And this one makes you proud of the great and mighty Russian language.

I don't seem to know anything about words. And even more so about the tricky question.

What?

Still Belov and Chernov. What answer do they expect?

How does a squirrel understand Newton's laws?

Where did the latest rocket fuel come from on the dusty barn floor?

There is no need to explain anything to the child, just throw the textbook away. Better burn it.

Strange girls and very strange mushrooms.

Good powders to all! Be more attentive to what your children are reading!

Merry adventures of a gallant traffic police officer and "Oka" with failed brakes.

The guys are getting ready for the Oka ride.

Is this some kind of hidden advertisement for the Tajik labor force?

A lesson of hopelessness for German learners.

I wonder which list the author of the textbook belonged to?

I can't read Korean either.

Satanism for novice bartenders.

Are you adequate?

It's just that the paint stopped acting on Petya before the others.

Do you still have boys?

Are you serious?

The USE is the USE.

These are the sad stories.