How we will win. The French press was shocked by the Russian pursuit of bandits in Paris

2024 Author: Seth Attwood | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 15:55

Looking at the upcoming dream in the news bulletin, I was once again convinced how we will win.

By themselves, the headlines already sound like a guide to action: "Two Russians pursue their aggressors to the most disadvantaged neighborhoods".

The festering reputation of a sub-paris suburb Saint Denis long ago surpassed the glory of all "rookeries" and "raspberries". And every Frenchman knows well that even in broad daylight, if you stop there at a traffic light, all the doors of your car must be locked, and the windows raised, without a single crack.

The two Russians who found themselves at the ill-fated intersection on Tuesday, June 20, did not. And so we got a sudden "visit" to the back seat, from where a couple of "locals" who were passing by on a moped grabbed the briefcase that was lying there and rushed away.

For all their quirkiness, a couple on a moped also could not know everything in the world, and in particular - that the man who owned the briefcase turned out to be Russian, a representative of a firm that, according to the press, works for the "Russian government".

The man was accompanied by a bodyguard. And the bodyguard was, by the way, a woman.

You, perhaps, are not new to this state of affairs, if you remember galloping horses, burning huts and much more, in comparison with which a pair of black warriors on a moped is defined by the usual wording "eka unseen".

But a couple on a moped, as well as their relatives and friends, as well as, later, the French police and the press, the further development of events plunged into a stupor.

The Russians in a robbed car set off in pursuit of a couple on a moped, drove around almost the entire city in its worst manifestations after them, until the couple on a moped realized that they would not be able to break away and led their pursuers to the very lair of all the local "lads", where more than 50 people came out to meet the riders in a few seconds.

In such cases, the French police stop even before entering the "quarter", knowing full well that they will touch any local intruder with their finger, loud "uprisings" with beating windows of cars and voluminous arson will continue.

Therefore, the "lads" were numb from surprise when both seemingly "victims" got out of the car in a rage and grabbed a couple on a moped by the chest, not worrying at all that they were surrounded by a fire-breathing crowd.

How everything happened there in the smallest detail, can only tell the very "two Russians" who amazed both the world and the French mainstream press, but it is also known that the local lads were stunned by what was happening so much that they not only did not react to the harsh words from the Russian lexicon, but also endured a few jabs and shocks, which "these crazy" generously managed to distribute around to everyone. The police, which in fact were in a hurry to save the "idiots" (who drove into intolerant areas) to our people, was clearly in a hurry in vain.

Further, the situation stalled.

And because after the couple from the car got their briefcase back, and the couple on the moped preferred the bold relational - disappearance in the crowd, the growing number of lads (for some reason) did not affect the situation. Moreover, the frightening couple with a tough and sharp accent still continued to demand something from the lads, and the police were still needed at the scene.

But according to some information, the police were called just by the crowd of the "brigade", and not by the Russians. The latter obviously intended to sort it out honestly and without any intermediaries.

This story seems embellished, but in fact it is not entirely true, because the lads from the ghetto really fell into the shock of the Russian "invasion", and in their personal and previously undisturbed possessions they had not competed with anyone until that moment.

To the French, this seems like fantasy, but for the suburbs of Paris, in the end, it became completely clear:

"A bear, after all, is not a ferret" (c)

Nevertheless, the story does not end there, because the police fell into the highest stupor, who appeared at the scene of the "attack" and saw the above-described picture in color and in the flesh. A crowd of drooping and bewildered migrants - "kings of Saint-Denis", around the very angry two whites, who for some reason looked much more impressive among these masters.

Not really understanding, and being beside themselves with the fallen and rare luck, the police grabbed four at once: two from a moped (quickly found by the couple themselves, who passed through the crowd, with the approach: "you move away, you too, and those two freaks will go with us. "And at the same time, two more, who shouted the loudest.

As a result, at the moment, a case has been opened against all four in the Bobigny prosecutor's office. But it is also obvious that all of them will be released very soon and most definitely. However, this is not important, but the fact that the natives of San Denis have finally learned a useful lesson for themselves:

Do not be rude to unfamiliar men, as the hero Belmondo said. And even more so for women.

In every stranger, under the most European-looking disguise, a Russian can easily be hidden

P. S. Well, for those who think that the author is exaggerating: